Hopefully never, as it would probably come with black and red wheels, tinted taillights, and a 4" body lift.

But when will we get a Hellcat Miata?

My vote for COTD

Does this work for farts? We ask the important questions here. But really, if this could de-fart the cabin I'd pay good money for it.

Answer: only if you jailbreak it

I am not, nor have I ever been a fighter pilot, but I’m pretty sure there’s a minimum safe altitude for ejection seats.

That’s why everyone should get some of the awesome mutts at the shelter (they need homes and nobody wants them!) instead of getting a dog bred selectively in a way that maximizes their suffering for personal profit.

No one said it was safe

Front axle and t-case eat up a ton of space.

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Midland Chrysler says it still has to take the beast out to the track to make sure the gearing is right and the stock driveshaft and transfer-case can handle all that power.

The build is going to cost the buyer $90,000, and that doesn’t include the price of the truck

No, I just didn’t realize the reason the footprint is smaller than the floorspace, is because there’s multiple floors. I was picturing an inverted pyramid.

I hope not. I like air.

Someone alert the authorities, Balabot 3000 is not spewing 100% Tesla optimism. Did I wander off Jalopnik?

I remembered when I played baseball I had a pretty standard routine for each at bat. First, I’d stand outside the box, tap the sides with the tip of my toe. I’d step in, line the bat up with the back edge of the plate. Then I’d swing at three straight pitches, go back to the dugout and cry uncontrollably until we were…

My initial reaction to the mother was probably a lot like the initial reaction she must have had to her daughter’s stream. But, by the end of the story, the thought “mother of the year” actually popped into my mind. Kudos to a parent who found a way to connect with her kid and Kudos for an interesting read (nice…

As I read this, I’m reminded of when people actually cheered that Chicago lost their Olympics bid because they hated Obama so much. I wonder if they still feel the same now.