Uh... People still call that a hoverboard? I can see that it has... wheels.

That is the worst looking engine bay I have ever seen.

Covering the entire engine bay in plastic.

I’m sorry, but this is dope

almost, sean. almost.

He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

I welcome our longroof overlords.

Ah yes. Russell Wilson. The perfect black man for the white fan.

Or his team sucks this year and he can’t get in the endzone to celebrate

That’s call capitalism. America’s built on that. Cam Newton is what’s great about America.

Philip Rivers is one of the biggest trash-talkers in sports, but he’s seen as a fiery competitor who wears his heart on his sleeve.

The complete silence on Carson Palmer’s “suck it” compared to the nonsense surrounding Cam speaks volumes. Like you, it all seems so cliche at this points. Its like even the haters are going through the motions.

Commentator: “Cam’s like a kid out there. He’s a gunslinger”

White guy reporting in. Cam Newton is great. I love to see someone having fun.

“Fuck these assholes. Fuck them—if I may say—sideways”

When I make a ham and cheese sandwich, I use the cheese to spread the mayo on the bread instead of a knife.

But they could afford it. Her job just didn’t give her enough leave.

It doesn’t sound like they couldn’t afford to have children though; just that they couldn’t afford to have one of the parents out of work.

Still feels like an SUV in the front. But if you catch it in the front quarter, I see a lot more station wagon. Only pointing this out because I’m convinced we’re at the dawn of a New Wagon Era, and soon most SUVs will melt back down into lower and longer peoplemovers.