Those slimy corporatist scumballs at BIG SPORTS EVENT always need to have their damn logo plastered over everything.

Maybe the Redskins can hire Yankovic to imitate a competent head coach.

She did. They arrested her for arson because she lit it up with those hot moves.

Who needs a quarterback? Just snap it directly to Arian Fos-
Oh..
Right...

We could finally see them put JJ Watt in as QB!

I would LOVE to see a position player forced in at QB during an NFL game. I get so excited just thinking about it!

This is kind of like the opposite of the Cowboys this week, where the GM had to keep Greg Hardy from cutting a coach.

Texans couldn’t have cut Mallett before the game. Savage is out for the year so if they did they would have no backup QB.

Would vote for him in a heartbeat.

I love Wilfork, he’s always seemed like a cool thoughtfull dude, not just another musclehead athlete.

Tell me his economic plan is more than “cut taxes for the rich” and I think he’s got my vote.

Far more rational than the usual responses in these situations.

Vince Wilfork for President.

Cool and crazy, yes.

The 1994-1996 Impala SS. They are so sought after. Why?! It is slab-sided, bland, bloated, and entirely unoriginal. It is easily one of the most hideous performance sedans ever put in mass production. I don’t get it, I really don’t.

HEY, she’s got a great personality!

Not even 16 year old me liked the look of these things...

Delorean DMC-12. It’s a cool car, yes. It’s made of sleek stainless steel, yes. And those doors.

Bugatti Veyron. Show it to pretty much any “regular” person and they’ll be all, “ooh, how cool!” But if you take a good look at it it’s actually kind of grotesque looking.