But they were and are a retailer first. If Target develops a streaming product I wouldn’t expect them to remove competing products from their stores.

I’m sure, as a Republican politican, Jeff Flake has also been an asshole at some point about something...but god damn, he deserves praise on calling out this waste of money.

Chicago says

I lost it when the guy on the radio started sounding like someone from an 80s workout video.

That is quite literally the best color for the car

The car that even Clarkson himself admitted had “too much Powwaaa”:

Think Mercedes Pretty much has it Covered.... but hey Over-kill is underrated

Pointlessness and excess, you say?

Carrera GT. I believe it has killed quite a few people. Someone famous too but I can’t remember who...

The Lamborghini Veneno. Too much of I can’t even.

I think in light of the frivolous lawsuit this is a mandatory post.

The pool of potential answers was vastly smaller 20 years ago, limited maybe to the Vector W8 and a handful of others. So many candidates these days.

- the pope

Theory:

my dog was over at my sister’s house to play with her dog and they got into the dog food bag and devoured about 5 pounds of it before they were caught.

This is a labrador thing? My friend’s labrador has almost died twice (although this dog is nowhere near smart enough to open cupboards on his own): once after his girlfriend forgot to lock the dog’s food cupboard, and the second time when the cat unlocked the cupboard and was found watching the dog’s bloated, heaving…

Seriously. What is it with Labs? They would eat until their stomach explodes.

Of course he’s a Labrador. Of course.

*foomp*
Vacuum Plant Worker: Another child at station six! What's your name son?
Unnamed Child: Billy, sir.
Vacuum Plant Worker: Now there Billy, didn't your mother teach you not to play in the vacuum ice box?
Billy: Yes, sir.
Vacuum Plant Worker: That's right. Now run along home before I give you a clip round the ear!
Billy…