The possibility that Christian Ponder and Josh Freeman will both be killed in a freak pheasant hunting accident this Saturday is certainly the nightmare of all nightmares, but no team in the NFL would be better equipped to handle the loss of two useless quarterbacks than the Vikings. Fools will cry that I'm jinxing…

He said all those things...

You packed a lot into that comment.

Dislocated Double-Check.

Why yes, airbags ARE a big concern for me.. :)

People are going to be pissed when they find the 24 crates of KubiakTough bracelets in his garage.

In an incredible display of team unity, the entire defense followed Kubiak's lead and collapsed in the second half.

"Are you Mr. Kubiak's family? We do have some concerns. Since your husband's heart utilizes a zone blocking scheme, absolutely nothing is getting through."

Kinda close on the goofy white guy scale.

Yes, I farted..

Hey gurl heyyyyyyy

Oh, Jack?

"Hey anonymous player that I somehow make into a legitimate NFL receiver! Guess who's fucking a supermodel! Guess who has 3 superbowl rings! THIS GUY! HIGH FIVE"

I'm white!

So they could advertise the plane as being able to seat X passengers.

Thanks, Jason Torpoosky, for sharing this crappy story with us.

Bigger question is why they designed a cabin in a plane like that without a dedicated head.

Because no one ever notices Bruce Willis is there until they are REALLY in need of him.