Stupid babies need the most attention

You know, for kids.

Is that a D'Angelo quote?

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?!?

Pulp-free is always better…

I read it as bowels but, yep, you're right… unfortunately it is bowls.

Carlos Danger

Didn't anyone warn you that you'd go blind doing that too much?

EdTV or GTFO!

All the more reason Armond White should be banned from Rotten Tomatoes.

TOO LATE!!!!

This is not the news we were looking for…

Sounds Gross!

scissor sisters?

Of course! I grew up on the original "Battle of the Network Stars".

Odd… this is the first I've heard of this movie.

To quote Moe: Oh! Dear God, no!!

Something, something….

Unfortunately, CNN will still be covering this 2 years from now…

DUCK!!!!!