Eli, sadly, was not invited

Cease Bowel Functions.

And here’s the NFL, publicizing the unsportsmanlike conduct!

ok thank you

“But not clock management.”

“Why would there be confusion if he spoke English? Joining us in in studio to discuss is Emmitt Smith.”

My dad is in his 60's. The Lions have won 1 NFL playoff game in his lifetime. There is no comparison.

Best Klans In Baseball!

Best Fascists In Baseball

I’m a runner, but sometimes my fellow runners can be annoying in that they don’t hug the curb when the run, so cars can’t pass on the more narrow streets, or run in groups of 2-3 abreast, rather than in a row. They also don’t always wear reflective gear at night. If there is a sidewalk I almost always run on it, and…

Why would a car driving on the sidewalk bother pedestrians? It's dangerous and completely unnecessary.

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Fuck street runners. “Oh the road is softer on my feet!” No, I hate you.

Y’know, I used to see piracy as a black-and-white issue (and I still feel that it is fundamentally wrong on a number of levels, as gaming is a leisure activity—really, a luxury—rather than a basic human need, and therefore shouldn’t be subject to the whole “Robin Hood” school of thought in terms of “stealing is okay,…

Remote Play on PC is HUGE if you have a wife and only one good TV in the main living/family room area.

You got to know when to hold it.

Nooo! Not my $11!

If dude could bench 600, he could have picked her up in her desk and carried the whole thing out.