Some people like getting their butt fingered by strangers, others find it offensive.

This one is more realistic

Clearly these are orifices.

Nice try hacks, but NESN's been doing that for much of the game.

Yo dawg....you may be onto something

Shaughnessy is a journalist (whether you like him or not is beside the point). He sees something fishy, it's his job to ask questions. Hell, the reason baseball was damn near ruined in the 90s is because practically ZERO journalists did their job. They acted like fans — in love with the long ball.

"Hockey Night in Canada's" intro now features "Dueling Banjos" so I think that players passed out and missing teeth is what's called 'vertical integration'.

Their next game is going to be a racing simulator called PORSCHE MONKEYS.

Minor league baseball's Toledo Mud Hens—the favored team of cross-dressing jeep-eater Cpl. Maxwell Klinger—will take the field on May 4 (of course) in these Chewbacca-inspired jerseys, part of a "Star Wars Weekend" promotion. They'll be auctioned off at the games.

"WE SHOULD HANG OUT!"

In 30-40 years when all the rookies at the draft in their fresh suits are drooling vegetables, a frumpily dressed but mentally sharp Barry sanders will look up from his sudoku game and lauuuuugh, laugh, laugh.

The tone and content of the email was highly inappropriate and unacceptable by any standard.

"positive reinforcement doesn't work, it's parenting 101"

Using "your people" in finger quotes isn't helping. Also - the primary argument of federal versus state power for that entire century surrounded slavery, the economy surrounding slavery, and later the difficulties surrounding the post-war Reconstruction. Your (in this case racist) ignorance is in assuming that somehow…

Black. From Texas. Calling BS. They aren't raving Klansmen, but more hurt has been done by racism of ignorance than racism of intent.

We will rue activate his account after the draft.

How is Xenogears not mentioned in this article?