I doubt they have half a billion dollars laying around. Lakers gotta be worth at least 2 - 3 billion if Clippers sold for what 1.2 ish. If they bring in outside investors to pay them off and buy their share then they no longer control the team becacuse they wouldn’t own the majority.

Wait what so that’s not the Comedian doing parody?? Holy shit what a clown.

Highway warrior baby!!

Lmao expecting normal people to be able to do engine servicing. If that’s a requirement to owning a particular car, the cars a piece of shit. 

Thats kinda a lot though

Damn crazy freak accident.

Any human really it’s the number one reason I don’t go around power sliding around corners , hit 150 on the highway and generally drive like an asshole anymore. I came up behind a lady on the highway going 120 130 and breaked hard to slow to traffic speed behind her. She must have thought I was going to slam into her…

Should have throw a loosie on the chicks unconscious body after he choked her out he wouldnt be in this mess

Basketball challenge - Must have never previously touched a basketball to be eligible

If they didn’t tell him that was one of the stipulations before hand then they need to pay the fuck up thats some bull shit. Id sue their asses. I doubt they told them that considering he was surprised they weren’t going to pay him. You can6t just make up rules after the fact.

It is a structure thats at least 100 years old, but yeah it’s hard to believe they couldn’t find something larger than a closet to put their beds in.

Top 10 freak show , dudes game was non existant 10 ft from the basket.

FYI no one gives a fuck about attitude, work ethic, etc... unless you aren’t winning. If it doesn’t equal dollars it doesn’t matter. It only gets dragged out after the fact when people aren’t winning or money isn’t being made. All the wage slaves in this country think it’s 1940 still and hard work matters. Americans…

I see this argument being made even at 9 to 5s. Fucking wage slaves think things like hard work , showing up 5 minutes early makes a fucking shit bit of difference. None of that shit matters except for the bottom line. I love coming in an hour late , being a general malcontent and fucking laughing at all the 50 year…

Yeah they cam draft another bust or dude who who plays 30 games in 3 years. Lmao

The stark contrast of polished baldness and lusciously thick curls is especially absurd and telling. It’s like Mr Clean in the front and then a 15 year old childs Jew fro half way back his skull Lol. I just buzzed mine to peach fuzz because I’m thinning pretty bad. Let it go man. You can look good still.

Is it even hair though

Exactly whats happening, he bought a fucking sweet ass new Volvo and wanted  to know what all the doo hickeys do. I’d have a constant chubby for at least a few weeks if I bought one of Volvos new cars. The families lucky he actually went inside and isn’t in the parking lot fucking around with the thing. Lmao

Dudes probably Puerto Rican , explains things a little.

You just don’t understand, this is another win for America. Trump is taking back America for the people. We don’t need these athletes sucking off the system when hard working Americans are supporting them.