Shut up before they fire me and hire you!

The name gin is derived from genièvre (French), jenever (Dutch), and ginepro (Italian), all of which mean "juniper".

I'm not allowed to go for that long. She finishes WAY before I do, anything longer than like 15 minutes will just end up making her sore, so she'll scream at me to finish. Sounds like you're taking too long to get the job done.

These times are just straight up thrust time, nothing else. If you're telling me you do that for 30-45 minutes, it actually sounds really boring, and I would imagine your significant other would get pretty dried out way before that time was up.

Oh Hai guys. Just bragging about sechs on the internets.

Do you always feel the need to boast about your self-hyped, unsubstantiated, sexual exploits to random strangers reading an Internet blog entry?

Does the 4:48 for South Carolina include the time it takes to restrain the horse?

So..... a Halo without the universe kill switch?

No I don't remember those days cause I wasn't alive in the 1940's, nor were most of the people who are posting on here right now. That kinda "looks" like a fancy car, and it also looks a whole lot like all the other so-called "unique luxury" cars of its day. I'm sure it handles like a boat, is slow as crap, and is…

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But do you guys have dump trucks, construction equipment, or pickup trucks? All a "snow plow" is up north is a regular vehicle that you guys have, but with a metal blade attached to the front. Sometimes they are owned by the city, or sometimes they are owned by private companies and their labor is contracted out.

They have 300 employees?

"I don't like something, so that means no one is allowed to like it"

To each their own, but in my opinion this is disgusting.

A trick is something a whore does for money...

The last time I was this amazed, my babysitter removed her thumb and reattached it.

Thanks Casey, next can you show us how the quarter behind the ear trick works?

If you can't immediately understand this "illusion" you are a fucking idiot. How is this an article?

I've tried it to, but I end up just moving the pile on the bed onto the floor when I'm ready to sleep.

I've tried this. Unfortunately, I'm all by myself in a California king so I could dump three loads of laundry on my bed and still have plenty of room to stretch out.