MY breasts hurt from looking at this photo.

This is copied and pasted from Former Jersey Shore Expat's comment above, because she/he put it way more clearly than I could:

Noooo I am a blonde and I love chartreuse. Don't take it away from me!

Can someone explain Samantha Ronson's tweet to me? I don't see anything in that picture.

Thank you for posting! That little tidbit really bothered me to begin with. I'm sure Christina didn't go out of her way to fawn over them, she probably hasn't even heard of them. Doesn't make her a bitch.

Yes! And my poor doxie loves to sun herself on the porch.

" an interview, a complete unpacking of your bags in front of security personnel, and an explanation of your entire trip details and the contents of your bags."

He was probably referencing that song. He's OBSESSED with her.

That is such an adorable story.

"Hell yea I'm jealous I could use an extra 10 grand to pay off my student loans, credit card, and car."

Hahahaha, WHAT? How bizarre. Are these people you're close with?

Thank you for sharing that!

The one line I disagree with in this article is saying that women SHOULD be ashamed, when I don't think that's what he's implying at all. I think he, and most dudes, don't care about a little bit of round belly, and he thinks women shouldn't be ashamed of it, and that's why their reactions are funny.

"Parenthood and disgusting and I am sickened that my tax dollars are used to fund the immoral killing of innocent human babies!"

Is that a real advertisement? That looks like something I would have photoshopped in Microsoft Paint and put on my MySpace when I was a sophomore in high school.

I would totally buy one of these, but shipping is just as much as the candle. I am too cheap for this.

I hate hair, so I wax occasionally. I would do it all the time if I could afford it. The pain is not bad for me. Slight discomfort, maybe, but not even painful.

He doesn't say it's in Oregon, he said it was inspired by a place in Oregon. I think the point he was trying to make is that it could be Anywhere, USA.

Just find a breed of cat that sheds less/people are usually less allergic to! That's what we did when I got a dog. And the first day I had a rash that went around my neck and down to my stomach. But I took Zyrtec every day, and eventually the rashes went away, and I hardly sneeze anymore. So worth it.

He is totally smizing.