They had to have rewritten the character for Krakowski, though. Because I don't think Rachel Dratch would have been able to pull it off, and it wouldn't have worked.

My mom keeps all the jewelry that family gave to me and my sister at our baptisms/communions/birthdays when were younger, and every year we take it out and look at what we're going to wear or whatever. One year, I grabbed one of the little wooden boxes, and it had our names on the front, so I figured it was our…

It was a joke. Read the linked article.

It was a joke! I thought it was pretty funny.

If someone was in my bathroom and I heard that noise, I would rush to the door and try and get into the bathroom, because I'd be afraid of what was going on in there. It sounds like a broken toilet.

Yeah, except if someone heard these sounds coming from their bathroom, they'd probably run up to the door to see what was going on and if you were okay.

Oh, I need a platform, or I don't like how the shoes look and feel. But I just need both to be smaller.

3.5-4 inches is the minimum height for a heel for me. Anything lower feels and looks really awkward on me. I feel like most of Jessica Simpson's shoes are at LEAST 4 inches, plus a 1.5-2 inch platform. I always see them at Marshall's and am like, Wow, I'd totally buy these if they were juuuust an inch shorter.

The one that I thought was judgey was saying that she MUST feel horribly about herself, because why else would she be with who she's with.

I don't get the weird comments attacking you? I get what you meant. I also look much younger than I am. It's annoying.

Wow, what a ridiculously judgey comment about a woman you don't know.

The kid on the left in the picture is Nicholas Hoult, from About a Boy and more recently Skins and the X-Men movie Jennifer was in. They used to date. (Why do I know these things.)

I'm 22 and I would marry him. He's been my celebrity crush forrrrever.

Thank you! It's a big difference.

Do they put blindfolds on their child when they walk by the freezer section? Do their children wear special sunglasses that don't show all the cool toys other kids have? At school, does they sit in a special room to eat lunch so he doesn't see the snacks other kids get?

I have never watched P90X, or heard of any of this, but this had me laughing with tears streaming down my face. I don't know if that's just the kind of mood I am in, but MAN did I find this hilarious.

I was at the mall once, and Lisa Loeb was there for a meet and greet, so my family waited in line for an hour, and then they cut the line off three people ahead of us so we didn't get to meet her or get an autograph.

I've seen a bunch of episodes, and I still love her. She is such a little spitfire.

I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE IT!!!!

This is exactly how I feel. I want to like, go to the movies with them and sit between them, and we can all share a slushie. And we can all go to the park with Michelle's daughter.