Gingrich is trying to figure out how to send fetuses to work, so we can collect taxes from them.

I think that's exactly what he means.

This was my first thought too.

I actually cried laughing at this comment.

This just absolutely grates on my nerves. I know that they are ALLOWED to do it, but they're still assholes for doing it.

Well, to be fair, I just don't think they had encountered anything like that. She said there was some sort of limit to how much one person can buy at the registers, but I wasn't about to wait until they were done cashing out to pick up their scraps.

Oh no, I understand that this isn't a beginner's kit you pick up at CVS for a seventh grader, but if you can buy a kit, I think it's still much less expensive/complicated.

I love the Voice and I love Cee-Lo, but he creeps me out with how he talks to the youngest girls on the show.

Interesting. That makes sense. At first I was like, wow, her family must be loaded, because this seems kind of complicated and like something that would be very costly.

Do you think that test would really weed out a pedophile though?

Yeah, I hope she doesn't have to see the guys who dropped those last two passes at any team functions or anything. Awkward.

I only rooted for the Giants because I think Tom Brady is an asshole after he said rude things about my city for no reason. Go giants! Ha ha!

When I went to check out the Target for Missoni line, there were two women who had come from over the border, and they each took two carts. They literally ran in, and just shoved things off the shelves into their carts. I was really disappointed because I just wanted one of the throw blankets, and was there at open…

I think it will go down. There is still a ton of the Missoni stuff on there. I ended up buying one of the Missoni pieces for less than ten dollars on sale (must have been returned), and wanted to check if it would be worth selling on eBay, and all of the pieces online were listed at prices lower than what they were…

That was my first thought! If you are too sore to sit down, you need to dial it back a bit.

Honestly, I think of this like pinning a baby's ears back or something. Both procedures are PURELY cosmetic (and anyone telling you otherwise has ulterior motives). These procedures are done to keep with the "purebred" look. I have a dachshund, obviously with the floppiest ears, and it DOES NOT in any way affect a…

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