@Cimorene: Hanging out with you on New Year's Eve sounds awesome. I mean that in all seriousness.

@PaintedTrollop: Shit. I didn't realize the value of kindergarten was still something up for debate.

@PaintedTrollop: Repealing kindergarten? How is that possible?

@emptymovement:

@SarahMC: I never thought of it that way before. Depressing.

@Donovanesque: True. I should amend that to a "conservative male politician." The purpose is kind of the same in with Bachman and Edwards, no?

@pinkkittie27: I just don't see how the makeup pic is at all relevant to the content of the article. And it's hard to imagine Politico using a makeup picture to illustrate a similar article about a male politician.

"When I get time for that, I'll call you."

@Damnthetorpedos: I think that was Christina Kelly. I'm not 100% sure, though.

@BinderClip: This is awesome.

@malishka: Thank you for this. The Gawker story rubbed me the wrong way for EXACTLY these reasons.

@Graviton1066: Why do you say that?

@ronniedobbs: "Keeping a man honest?" The only person who can do that is the man. Grrr.

@NefariousNewt: Among whom, though? Not that majority of fans, from what I can tell.

@cookiecutter: I can see that argument, but wouldn't the better solution be for him to talk to you about having an open relationship rather than sneaking around behind your back? It's the deceit that bothers me, not necessarily the non-monogamy.

@la.donna.pietra: Ha! I knew that story was fake. Who writes poetry that way?

@Cimorene: I study early modern lit too!

@14Kgold:betastar misses MizJ: I didn't realize they were still making a pretense of it.

@wtfox?!: California's Next Governor! already kind of happened (minus the studio). If only politics could always be this entertaining.

@LeRollingStoner: I read that last word as SHITCOMS for a sec. I think that's pretty appropriate.