Please, God, let there never be a "next Sarah Palin." One is bad enough.

@hotpinklovesofa: Well, yours was more clever.

@Ismone: That makes sense. There's something very masturbatory about all this.

@mshummingbird: That's really disgusting.

@TheFormerJuneBronson: Ohhhh, those Fleet enemas were the bane of my existence when I was a little kid. Yet another strike against them.

@SqueakyGasket: Oooh, that sucks. I used to take off my shirt in my carrel because it got so hot—definitely couldn't do that with glass walls.

@ktburrr: Children-kissing posters?

@NomNom83: Ooh, that's another pet peeve of mine. Female employees are not girls unless they're under 18!

@BuffySummers: Wow. I can see where some guys would call an employee a pet name, but a boss? Major douchery.

@1girl: Could you complain to someone higher-up? Not to get him in trouble, but to have someone else bring it to his attention that his touching is inappropriate?

@MessyBessy: I *love* her!

@PaintedTrollop: Reading this made me even more disgusted with Beck. I didn't realize that was possible.

@Alohamaid: I feel like "ho on the go bag" should have some kind of trademark symbol after it.

Anyone who calls Maureen Dowd a "radical feminist" is not someone whose analysis I would trust.

@Lorin: Why don't you like Bath and Body Works, just out of curiosity?

@BuffySummers: And that doesn't even cover managing the fallout when a boss shows a woman special attention and everyone around her jumps to conclusions.

@Fugbeans: Yeah, I liked that too.

@applebrown-betty: Ugh!

@Jessper: How did things end up? Did he get in trouble?

@paperispatient: Wow. That whole page was incredibly depressing. But this thing is just scary.