@Bekanator: It's a big phallus. Also, I loved the look on Samantha Bee's face when the guy pulled it out and started to whine.

@scootermom: That's really disgusting.

@pansyriot, homo says what?: me too.

@TheSweetOldEtcetera: He is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

@UrsulaV: 2005? What?

I really don't like the "humiliated wife" bit. What did she do wrong? It's like when Clinton cheated and people (well, okay, my parents—but I'm sure there are others out there) lost just as much respect for Hillary as they did for Bill. Grr.

@SomeAuthorGirl: Pardon my ignorance, but what do those acronyms stand for?

@TakeADeepBreath: YES! I fell in love with him because of that movie.

@lesetoiles: But...but...fiction is a playground for the imagination! That seems really important for someone's general mental health. Or maybe just my mental health.

@GGobsessed: On what planet does "I have yellow fever" sound like a good pick-up line? "Let me fetishize you all night long, baby."

@the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene: Good luck!

@DutchessOfDork: Strip Jeopardy? That sounds fun.

@Legallylove05: Bad grammar makes me [sic].

@you've got red on you: I've been hit on so many times at Borders—it seems really counterintuitive as a place to pick someone up. It's like trying to get a date at the library.

@Ri_L: What the hell is a masculine thing anyway?

@shayshay: Ugh. I hate how some guys comment about a woman's looks as if she has a responsibility to be hot for them.

@pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Amen.

@LazyHippo: A whip? Really?

@girlwithapen: Yes, exactly. Although I find myself giving JL passes on his real-life escapades because he's so charming and charismatic on the screen...which is bad, I know.

@sayah: Ha. _Someone_ certainly has paranoid delusions...