The right side of her face is off. The left (our right) looks more normal.

Don’t take me wrong, would bang, but thats about it

Me too! The number of times a day I look at my husband and say, “Holy shit, how do you stand being married to me?” I’m such a ball of neuroses and anxiety and weirdness and he’s all calm and well-adjusted and painfully normal.

This is literally my relationship.

I don’t have Teigen’s beauty or glamorous lifestyle, but we’re alike in that I’m lucky to have someone like my husband around (patient, selfless, silly, up for whatever), while I think he got the shit end of the straw by marrying me. Stars, they’re just like us!

Yes, to the point I could reach sweet death.

For someone who considers himself quite the lothario, Trump has zero fucking game. He just hits on every woman he comes into contact with until he finds one desperate or dumb enough to say yes.

I didn’t think it possible, but after reading that and watching the video I am now some how even more lesbian.

I gotta get in on this Texas lol:

Dang how could you forget:

For the life of me I will never get “i like _ college team but could never get into that school”. Apropos of this list

Texas Edition:

I feel sick. TEN years old? I wish I could burn that from my memory.

GOOD RIDDANCE YOU SICK FUCK!

The women in these pictures make me sad.

Ew really ? I think he’s ugly af.. have you seen him without a beard ? It’s a blood bath.

Yeah, but they’re like that with everyone. It’s not because I’m black.

I really hate the world right now. What the average man considers rape is being held a gunpoint and forcing your dick inside someone..... everything else is a “ Gray area”.... so a woman saying stop or throwing bottles at saying NO doesn’t count as rape, inserting yourself inside someone while they’re passed out by a…

Possibly standard rules don’t apply when you’re dating literal royalty tho.