Seriously, he’s a rapper. Do you really think he hasn’t hit it raw with at least a few girls? And you just let him dive right on in there.

This is a weird place for a rant about STIs. For all you know, she didn’t use a condom because the pregnancy was planned. Hell, it’s possible it was unplanned and she did use a condom.

For real though... why don’t young people use condoms anymore?

Puerto Ricans were helping the Caribbean islands affected by Irma when the United States wasn’t. Not everyone in the world is as shitty a human as you are.

Oh, sure, setting up a premise where your proxy character gets to still interact with the doppleganger of the woman who dumped your ass 5 years ago, while imaginary characters constantly reassure that, if anything, you are totally better than the actual Prince she married, all on national television every week...…

You clearly don’t know dick about Puerto Rico then. The only thing keeping the island going IS the people. They’re out there helping each other, clearing bridges of debris, and doing what they can for their own. Return the favor by shutting your mouth and walking the other way fucknut.

Thing is, it’s not actually a terrible idea for a sitcom. Coming from anyone else, I’d think it was kind of clever. Coming from him, it seems a little bitter.

“Divorce is hard. Sharing custody is harder. Sharing custody with the British Royal family when your wife marries a prince, in the unforgiving spotlight of London’s tabloid media, is next level.”

Seriously? What a fucked up response. The US has taken advantage of Puerto Rico since the Spanish American War. Maybe try a bit of compassion, pendejo.

Heh, heh. All you anti-immigration types - if there are no utilities and few jobs on Puerto Rico, then millions of residents will move to the mainland. Bigots, you’re about to be blasted by a wave of Legal Latinxs.

Wendy Williams is herpes made sentient. A cockroach with extensions and a boob job. The reason the Devil is REAL.

Look at Peter with his pup buddy!

Wendy, are you talking? I don’t even follow gossip that closely and know your marriage is about as real as a “Bachelorette” relationship! Sit your unable to walk in heels ass down somewhere.

I was hit with a belt maybe once or twice, but I was older. At two you barely really understand what’s wrong and right and you’re still trying to figure out where the line is. I’m kind of disturbed by her continual justification for her actions. Like I’m not sure why she feels she can be an advocate of any kind. Also,…

I assume they’re overscheduled. My bro and sil, who are extremely wealthy enrolled their kids in: golf, fencing, tennis, skiing, Chinese, French, swimming, diving, lacrosse, soccer, Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts, and that’s all I can think of for now. At least half of those are simultaneously.

When I was a teen, the wealthy kids spent their summers in enriching activities like travelling or sports camps while the rest of us worked minimum wage. Now the wealthy kids do the same thing but the rest of the kids have nothing to do but watch t.v., since the entry level jobs are now permanently filled with adults.

If I had to guess, it’s probably some combination of video games, social media, and Netflix.

My 18 year old cousin uses her mom’s credit card (that her mom gave her) to take Ubers and pay for lunch or brunch with her friends at restaurants so they can practice for their post-college future in the city using their parent’s credit cards for brunch

I didn’t even know that. That’s pretty bad on the surface. Although I don’t know the context.

How fast are the “She’s just out for money!” comments going to start re: Ryan assaulting this woman?