Cost of living is high in LA. It is his responsibility to make sure that the kid has housing, food, childcare, etc. $13k isn’t excessive, considering how much he makes. My brother makes $12k a month before taxes, pays $2500 for one child, and doesn’t complain. This is 20% of his income. You can’t tell me that Renner…

She said that it helps a lot of people, and she is absolutely amazing, so I believe her. I had never heard of such a thing before, and I am a RN (Oncology, so I don’t deal with a lot of jaw pan issues).

True dat. My massage therapist had gloves on last time I went in, and I was like ‘WTF’...she said that she massages the inside of people's mouths and jaws. Apparently it really helps people with jaw issues. I thought that was weird until I read this shit.

This was for my entire mouth, at an upscale dental office that my ex boss used. Maybe I should get a second estimate?

I have tiny teeth, so I wanted them to be whiter and bigger. The dentist said that I would need to do them all.

I was good friends with Prince’s head of security for years, and attended many of his parties at Paisley park in the early 90's. He also ‘dated’ two of my friends (they were roomates). I could write a book...but none of it would surprise anyone.

I went in for a veneer consultation a few years ago. I actually kind of like the bright, huge teeth look. It was $22k, and they file your natural teeth down to little sharp nubs. I can afford the $22k now, but they only last for 15-20 years. I can’t guarantee future financial stability, so I refuse to have them done.…

I started using Curology a few months ago, and just noticed what a difference it is making in my skin. My dark spots are fading, and my fine lines look better. They customize a prescription cream for your skin. I swear I am not affiliated...it really has worked well for me.

I met him 5ish years ago at the Nike employee store in Portland. He was with George Lopez, and I knew that I had seen him in movies (or something) but had no idea who he was, until just now. He was really nice, and seemed borderline annoyed with George’s flirty behavior.

I have to color my hair every 3 weeks, and I am done. I am biracial, so a true blonde would look terrible on me, but caramel blonde highlights would look nice.

Yep. I drank until I was blackout drunk, many times in college. My male friends had to physically carry me out of a frat house one night. Guess what....no rape. Everyone binge drinks in college. We don't all deserve to be raped, and it isn't normal for a man to want to have sex with someone who is unconscious.

I agree with you, but I do feel bad leaving negative reviews for small businesses sometimes, even if they deserve it. I got really sick from bad sushi once, left a negative review, and got a message from (supposedly) the owner’s teenaged son detailing his parents struggles to keep their restaurant open. Because I was…

Tequila does this to me. I love margaritas, but love having friends and family members more.

I'll be your friend. I'm funny as hell after a bottle of wine.

She sounds a lot like JLo. Neither one of them can sing worth a damn.

About 15 years ago, my trashy cousin’s husband left his gun on the coffee table. Their 6 year old shot himself in the head, and was killed instantly. Not only were no charges filed, but they have had two more kids since that incident. They live in a small, rural, gun loving town. I have always wondered if charges…

I am a better long distance friend, because I’m an introvert, and prefer to stay home always (It's 5:30 now, and I'm in my jammies). I’m great at texting, and getting together once a year.

Yep. I started out in a size 2-4, at age 30. I gained 10 pounds in two years, between 32-34. At age 44, I have to diet and exercise my ass off, to just maintain. I just recently accepted the fact that I will NEVER be a size 2-4 again, and threw away all of my skinny clothes.

Yep, she's squatting down, and sticking her butt out.

My friend has a long, bendy straw, that she puts in the bottle of wine to sip out of at parties. It’s pretty funny, because she is teeny, and drags a bottle of wine around all night.