The Feds took a strip club (The Gold Club, R.I.P.) in Atlanta as part of a plea deal but later found out it had a $3 million mortgage on it. Whoopsie.

Kushner first.

With nasty looking gravy.

Yep, right on the money.

Called it

I put this in the Splinter article as well, but there are two pretty huge points I figure are worth repeating:

I had heard awhile back, on one of the cable news outlets, that Mueller could check Trump’s taxes and Trump would only (possibly) find out after the fact. I am also guessing that if Mueller does that, he’d find some juicy nuggets, which could point him towards potential money laundering involving Jr., Kush a/o Trump…

Sing it! *rocks and hums*

Needs more Trump. Check dem taxes.

That’s just a round meatloaf.

I do not need fashion. I have this fabric, which I think will be my life now:

Anyone that voted for this man and his collection of scumbags should get the shit beat out of them. For real. Also isn’t the head of The FCC under investigation? Is anyone associated with this man not a crook?

This is something five year would say... “the bad guys will be scared away by good guys.” Pretty soon he’ll propose that we should have people without jobs and homes build houses..there two problems solved where’s my big mac, all this work is hard, can I take a nappy on the helicopter ride to the golf course.

Not to mention you are introducing a slew of new problems. Who pays for it, nobody has any money remember? You have to pay for the gun and the training to use it? How do you keep a student from getting a hold of it? If you lock it away how does the teacher get a hold of it quickly? How do you keep the students safe…

Donald, No.

And I’m sure we’ll never have any problems with teachers mistaking mundane objects for firearms or panicking and opening fire because one of their students reached for his waistband.

The man probably believes chocolate milk comes from brown cows... therefore DIVERSITY!

Here’s one more: The sheriff’s deputy on duty at Parkland apparently lost his nerve during the shooting and never tried to engage the shooter.

Was someone playing “Ebony and Ivory” on the piano while this was going on?