Except that NFL cheerleaders are not paid, so how is that a “career”?

Because sexism is hilarious!

What the fuck is the “Slow Food movement”? Sounds like something invented by rich, precious white people who got bored.

56 paragraphs in, I still have no idea what “The Wing” is.

Gorsuch’s mom, though. I’m in awe! Go, you!

Oh, I know about their so-called “demographic cut-offs.” HA! I rebel! I reFUSE to call myself a boomer! I’m even a few years older than you.

Nah, I disagree. If you weren’t old enough to vote for Reagan, yet your career opportunities and chances for financial comfort were ruined by him and his policies, you’re Gen X. First generation to have to fund our own retirement via the scam knonw as 401(ks)z

Dang. Yes! All of this. I’ve never seen it articulated so well, but this IS Gen X. Me! (I’m incoherent rn, can you tell?)

Yes, because “CPR” is what you need to administer to children who are bleeding out.

To hell with Chris Matthews. He’s a misogynist, sensationalist asshole.

“Faux Noise” is what I shall call it from now on. And thanks for the kind words about my parents. I feel very fortunate that I have had them here for so many years!

You don’t have to answer to any damn woman, that’s how.

everything started going to hell in the 80's.

Killing children is entertainment in the U.S. It’s a national pastime, and millions of Americans love it.

Big freaking deal. No crime was committed, apparently. Crooked Republicans get to do whatever they want. There are no consequences anymore.

Well, the Twitterverse may have thought it was clever. I found it horrifyingly truthful. My 80-something-year-old in-laws come to mind.

As the president of the flat-assed white women’s club, I died when I read that!

EXACTLY. Which era is it, again, that has been so great for black people in America?

Ditto.

At a coffe shop a couple of weeks ago, a white dude was blocking access to the straws as he waited for his drink to be made. He was SO PISSED when I simply reached around in front of him to grab one. He could not believe that I challenged his god-given right to take up all the space, everywhere. And that I didn’t…