It is also like saying *cough cough* I can get fired in my job if I take a day or two off due to illness without enough notice because many jobs are dicks like that.
I know people locally that lost their jobs because they were sick enough to not work but not sick enough to go to the hospital (too expensive) and they…

Also depends on how much money/PTO you want to lose if you don’t get sick days. Cause the U.S. fucking sucks.

UMMMMM NO MENTION OF THE IMPORTANCE OF WHAT KIND OF COCONUT MILK IS USED??????

Wow, this is a shit headline. Go fuck yourself Rafi.

Couldn’t they just “volunteer” an astromech droid to do that shit?

True story: About ten years ago, I found myself in conversation with a woman who was married to an obscenely rich banker (he was also particularly influential, as head of his sector’s national association). She was clearly very distressed as she described to me the shame she felt as she had pulled up to meet some…

So many parallels to the fall of Rome. Expanding economic inequality, power wielded by those who pay for it, obsequious flattery, an emperor receiving information exclusively through his selected courtiers *cough Fox News cough*, senators immune from taxation, incompetent sons of leaders...

This is admirable, though I think about how most creative destruction of obscene wealth and privilege makes life harder for others. Dig up the greens at a country-club golf course, and some poor schmucks will be forced to fix it, though maybe they shouldn’t be working there. Set up a circle of trebuchets to fire…

On a run: the smallest sliver of football must touch the invisible world-spanning plane for it to be a touchdown.

eh, she’s used to getting served

My local school board has student board members, and I routinely see them showing more leadership, and certainly more courage, than our elected officials.

Well, this is the dumbest article I’ll bother reading today.

Really, it’s come to this?

I mean he slides late. Kiko didn’t have to lower his shoulder into him but if Flacco doesn’t want to get hit slide when you are 4 yards away from a charging defender not 2.

fuuuuuuck yoooooouuuuu

I actually had the thought this week whether there was something wrong with me that I’ve never sent a dick pic to anyone.
Like I’m in some rare minority from what I can tell.

Anyway, I’m glad we got one more chance to hate George Bush before he died. Fuck that Republican shithead.

Ugh. Goddamit. Just keep your fucking hands to yourselves. What the fuck is wrong with people. I’m 40 years old and have managed not to grope or otherwise touch people in an unwanted fashion. What the fuck is so hard about that? Just fucking stop it.

That kind of finish hasn’t been seen since the Laff-A-Lympics in 1977 when the Dread Baron and Mumbly switched the arrow on the detour sign.

Translation: “I want to keep my job”

I disagree that she deserved her wild card slot. I think the US Open should have taken the same approach as Wimbledon (allowing her to get in via qualifying rounds, but not a wild card, which lets her jump right into the main draw).