That kind of finish hasn’t been seen since the Laff-A-Lympics in 1977 when the Dread Baron and Mumbly switched the arrow on the detour sign.

Translation: “I want to keep my job”

“This isn’t the me I want to die on,” said Jemele.

Could everyone at Deadspin stop covering WWE?

Remember, now isn’t the time to discuss gun control. Especially when terrorists do the killing.

One year on with my iPhone 7, I still miss the headphone jack.

It’s that how the internet blog writer opinion mafia wants me to think of it? Sorry, not gonna oblige. There are far, far grosser things described in that book.

This point is 20 years old by now, but, boxing, horse-racing, and baseball have all held and lost the pinnacle of the American sports landscape. It can happen. Over a long enough timeframe, it will happen to football, even if it isn’t laid low by its immediate issues.

“I put a rope around her feet to drag her out.” In the process, her socks and stockings came off.

Asking Trey Parker to be self-aware is like asking a horse to ride a skateboard. Neither will succeed and you’ll feel embarrassed for watching.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Fucking moron.

I forgive her because she lived through sixteen years of her husband being lauded as a feminist god friend and champion paragon on virtue while he was actually screwing around on her. I would be pretty pissed off too.

Not really. They’re carnivores with tolerance to plant based foods. A plant based diet for a dog is made for the convenience of their owner, not the dog. A polar bear can eat plants too, but it’s survival, not nutrition.

This is so frustrating. You need like six different services plus cable to watch everything you want to watch these days. Fuck.

Why do you keep mentioning billionaires when the tax is on people earning 500K or more?

Don’t expect me to feel sorry for the rich getting taxed to benefit a greater good. It’s an idea that this country should get behind all along.

You mean that the NFL gave them “unrestricted” money and then restricted the research they could conduct? Yes, that is highly contradictory.

The fact that the NIH is willing to let the deal lapse without pushing for the millions of dollars they were promised is a sign of how broken the relationship with the NFL has become, thanks to the league’s heavy-handed attempts to guide the research. Though the NFL called the gift “unrestricted” when it was…

Yea, just a general overview of the way they write everything is from a point of fear as opposed to a point of information or science. Then Amazon links to sales of filters with affiliate links... seems kind of shady to scare people then say BUY this with this here link and you will be safe!