tiredmonkey
Tiredmonkey
tiredmonkey

Rarely do you see such an overwhelming physical presence paired with such a juvenile, petty, and ineffectual emotional one. He would make a great inspiration for one of those ‘kid gets morphed into an adult due to magic/quirk/time travel/horrific accident’ movies if he was just a bit/infinitely more pleasant.

“games are won in the third quarter” -nobody

Russ’s 4th quarter stats for the series:

I think deadspin should make more excuses for Russell Westbrook shooting 1-11 in the fourth quarter. “But he was tired”, “but his team isn’t good”, “but Kanter can’t defend”. Russell Westbrook has played hero ball in the fourth quarter all year which is the primary reason why their record is right at the bottom of the

When asked about her return, Sharapova had this to say:

Guys in the gym now have this article locked and loaded when I give them the side eye for half-repping 3 plate squats all day. :-/ “Yeah...I’m just training for...sprinting...cuz I’m 40 and I work a desk job...”

I must have missed the line in your bio that listed you as the hero police. First responders are certainly heroic but fuck you if you think that’s the end of the list.

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

I have an old Garfield watch from my dad that was free. So

Here’s an unpopular opinion (probably) though, the Casio Tough Solar line.

I have an old Garfield watch from my dad that was free. So

Here’s an unpopular opinion (probably) though, the Casio

Click bait title basically.

They agreed to terms of a relationship that involved being monogomous. They always have the choice to end that relationship or negotiate new terms so they can sleep with someone else.

But he tweeted today that he is strongly considering getting a snapchat account.

because lebron has the mind of a 12 year old girl

... I want to star so bad but kinja is being a bitch. So here you go: