RIGHT?! What is happening over there?

Whoa whoa whoa... can we get a little more insight re she wrote three suicide notes for relatives? I’m confused by the wording (did she write all three for her own suicide or was she writing suicide notes from the POV of other people? I know this sounds dumb but for some reason that’s how I read the sentence) and…

Excellent

Nothing says ‘small business’ like Donald Trump, a man who has so much money that he’s started and failed at more endeavors than I can even list right now, and being endorsed by a major chain like Home Depot

Is the amount of time spent doing something super shitty really valid to anyone, ever? It takes, what, a second to pull a trigger on a gun but you would NEVER hear this excuse in that situation... and we all know why. Clearly this is some garbage-ass bullshit

This collection of cheeto dust is just so very angry and stupid

This does sound like a fantastically relaxing show

This piece just made me so excited to see this great big dumb movie

:((( I need to hug all of the elephants

Don’t they have funerals? Or is this some garbage that I refused to fact-check because it sounds like awfully sad research (but also, damn even emotionally intelligent af)

Look, my eyes always rolled away - did they go hang out with yours? I need them back, please return them if you find these little eye rascals hanging out somewhere- thanks

“I don’t want to rubbish Keira, but I am going to randomly say she’s awful and not a proper film actor and I didn’t enjoy working with her” - some asshole

Where’s the kickstarter for this???

Shit, now I wish it was Lerman too

Okay, same here - glad to not be alone. I thought some much more sinister shit was happening in this movie, but nope! Just ridiculous casting

I don’t know, but same here

“I’m not sure if given the chance to hire myself as a manny in my family, I don’t think I would allow that to happen...”

THIS is the real question here

It’s like a sandwich. Right? Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s it

Extradite him to the sun