:((( I need to hug all of the elephants

Don’t they have funerals? Or is this some garbage that I refused to fact-check because it sounds like awfully sad research (but also, damn even emotionally intelligent af)

Look, my eyes always rolled away - did they go hang out with yours? I need them back, please return them if you find these little eye rascals hanging out somewhere- thanks

“I don’t want to rubbish Keira, but I am going to randomly say she’s awful and not a proper film actor and I didn’t enjoy working with her” - some asshole

Where’s the kickstarter for this???

Shit, now I wish it was Lerman too

Okay, same here - glad to not be alone. I thought some much more sinister shit was happening in this movie, but nope! Just ridiculous casting

I don’t know, but same here

“I’m not sure if given the chance to hire myself as a manny in my family, I don’t think I would allow that to happen...”

THIS is the real question here

It’s like a sandwich. Right? Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s it

Extradite him to the sun

LORD

I don’t know who this is, but braces did SO much for my self-esteem

I keep waiting

Is there an app that allows me to read an article after I threw up all over the screen?

She may have gotten lucky with people who hired such a newcomer in her first roles (has she ever had a shitty one?) but she has proved more than capable of handling them FOR SO LONG

Terrible name, but I do love his music. His lyrics are pretty awful in general (think the least subtle sex songs, no nuance) - but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t enjoy his music

For anyone who may see this (so grey, I know) - a person who read, and enjoyed, the first three books and first three seasons (aka me), but then got super weary of the whole world and all a sudden lost interest - is the show worth picking back up and continuing?

Oh my god, fuck you for how hard I laughed at that (at work)