A true Christmas miracle!

I’m okay with either, actually. 

Smart money says “mild stroke” or “murmur” or “arrhythmia,” which is ironic given this son of a bitch’s heartlessness.

I will believe in both santa and jesus if that happens.

Nice thought but he’s never going to resign. The second he becomes regular-ass citizen Trump again, he’s going to jail and he knows it.

He’s been looking even more bloated and sweaty than usual lately, and he’s been leaning heavily on the podium whenever he’s in public. He’s got coronary disease written all over him.

Please let him die on Christmas Day.

This is the beginning of the huge smokescreen under which he will resign for “health reasons”. And by “resign” I mean “chicken out so as not to be impeached”.

I assume that before you turned pro you were an amateur so you could compete in the Olympics right?

Yep, one of the 1056 things wrong with this new trilogy is they never established the dark side guys are competent or scary at all. Ren is the most conflicted weak bad guy in star wars history. In fact, the first order is so incompetent and ridiculous and drags down suspension of disbelief they even came to power in…

Who died? criskywalker.

“General Organa, we have a very elaborate plan to trap the First Order leadership that involves using Lando Calrissian, two X-wings, a desert planet, a surprise appearance by Chewbacca and our last capital ship! Should we do it?”

You’re making a REALLY strong case that men are idiots.

If they had turned out to be related I guarantee that would have just made the ship more popular. FORBIDDEN LOOOOOOOVE

• People like a “problematic” character

This exactly. Fuck the idea that it’s somehow sexy and romantic for women to do all the work of “fixing” terrible men while dating them, putting up with their abuse and selfishness in the hopes that one day they’ll be “better.”

Right. It is not Rey’s responsibility to redeem Kylo Ren. And even if/when he does redeem himself, it’s probably ill advised for her to date him. That seems like ... a no brainer. Right? RIGHT? Were these people following EKR taking it ... seriously?

Apparently people don’t like ... being told that wanting a sort of lonely and fucked up about her parents but mostly well-adjusted (fictional) girl to know that she can do better than a (fictional) mass murderer with emo hipster tendencies is probably a bad thing?

On one hand, I’m glad that people are attacking her for a different reason than the one I initially assumed. On the other hand, GET A LIFE! I especially loved the comment that tries to defend Reylo on the grounds of redemption. I mean, no shit, who doesn’t love a good redemption story? But guess what? Redemption…

People have always been this petty and grudge-holding. Think a bit about your older family members’ squabbles, or neighbours or church goers or whatever community you’re part of. It’s all “Sandra brought lemon squares to the party five years ago when she KNOWS I always bring lemon squares, that cow” and “One time [ten…