There seem to be more Russians around these days. You find them in the strangest places.

In before the debate even gets started.

Exactly. Fuck these people. They are heinous and the whole Quiverfull movement is disgusting. They treat women like nothing but breeding stock to be traded and bartered. They are the perfect example of the “religious” zealots who wholeheartedly voted for Trump.

Yeah, no. They’re suing to protect all the Joshes of the world.

Seriously. How dairy defame yogurt, that cow!

Jones isn’t cultured enough to appreciate good yogurt.

I obviously haven’t seen the show, but how does a regular ol sitcom espouse conservative values? What were the plotlines? A daughter gets pregnant because she’s only ever had abstinance only education and Tim Allen forces her to carry it to term but doesn’t contribute to the upbringing of the child?

Yes, but blood on a cut avocado will prevent it from turning brown.

I usually go with “fish belly white” for myself after a long winter’s hibernation.

The Dominionists (Ted Cruz and nearly every evangelical nutjob preacher out there, including Franklin Graham Jr.) are pushing for a theorcacy. That is why they keep trying to introduce this shit in schools and in government. btw, they hate the Muslims only because pretty much every Muslim country observes some form of…

*checks calendar*

Or if it was a judge in Iowa, he would never say, “a judge sitting in the middle of a cornfield”

I mean, what’s irresponsible (and what people are mad about) is less the bare fact that you depicted the act of suicide, and more that you depicted the act of suicide as a glamorous, romanticized event and portrayed it as effective revenge against the people “at fault” for her death.

Church ran.

So a dead teen is a better outcome than a live, possibly gay one?

Getting rid of environmental regulations to save coal jobs is like getting rid of animal abuse laws to save the horse and buggy industry when cars were invented.

i love this one best. she’s taking up space, she’s fucking pissed / enraged / heartsick and she’s being loud about it...she’s the opposite of what we’re supposed to be in our day-to-day lives.

No to play Captain Obvious here, but that person who said you deserved getting your breast twisted for talking to the guy? That person is not your friend.

I am an atheist but I hope that there is a hell in situations like this, and I hope those fucking guards burn in it forever.

the yearly budget for meals on wheels = one trip to mar a lago