This is not the outcome I wanted, but it is the outcome we have reached. That is how democracy works.

With all the Trump coverage, I forgot how cool it is to have an adult president.

He’s a good teen

Yeah Teats!

So Vontaze Burfict got suspended four games for hitting someone he was supposed to hit, albeit in an improper fashion, and Josh Brown only got suspended one game for hitting someone he wasn’t supposed to hit.
Okay then.

Diana Moskovitz is a treasure. Her reporting on the legal issues tranversing professional sports and the system are excellent.

GO BACK TO JEZEBEL, MAN-HATER.

As the sister of THREE brothers, I appreciate it MORE!

He’s been sued by at least one woman long before this tape came to light confirming that he does do just what he said: grabs and kisses women, whether they want him to or not. Several other women have now come forward to corroborate. Also, that married woman he whines wouldn’t fuck him? He tried to get her fired.…

In fairness when they yell “go back to your country” Toronto fans usually mean America.

Cardinals fans, amiright?

If Noah doesn’t want to support an organization that ruins young men’s lives then he shouldn’t have signed with the Knicks.

He only made the putt because someone in the crowd told the ball to “get in the hole.”

Another good Getty photo:

“This is terrible pillow talk.”

- Jim Tomsula’s Roadkill Cafe

Still nothing pithy to say, so serious will have to do:

This is how I interpret your question: