Preach.

WHITE PEOPLE

ha! With this bundle, she better get that number one or things will be more embarrassing.

I mean, she’s fooling her high school fans because they have to go out into the world and bother the rest of us.

Whew I’m SO glad this was not CRWN magazine because Nicki is a child rapist enabler. CRWN magazine should sue TIDAL for using their moniker though because this is confusing.

Though Minaj says she doesn’t like to engage in drama

Though Minaj says she doesn’t like to engage in drama

her foot doesn’t look pretty in those ugly shoes, can’t she afford to make her feet look pretty or something?

Michael Jackson had more talent in his toenails, than Sam Smith will ever have..so no.

Lambert knew what he was doing. Messy queen...I love it.

Does it matter?

Yes.

UGH WHO HAS FOUR WHOLE MINUTES THESE DAYS

Her Aunt game is on point. 

I mean ... I’m disturbed by the fact that I found this low-key amazing—and for a split second legit wondered if Susan Mary could solve racism.

Honorable Mentions: Kodak Black, Black men who only fux with redbones, light skin women who think reverse colorism is a thing. 

If I am getting into a fight at 45 (and probably accidentally becoming a viral video “Fat white dad knocks himself out”) it will only be something related to the munchkin.  

If you get a decent steak and cook it past medium rare you’re an idiot. That’s not to say you shouldn’t eat a medium steak, enjoy it how you like, but don’t spend more than about $12 for it.

8. Eat a medium rare steak

5. can still happen if somebody messes with my baby girl...5 to 50....