She’s a man because a random internet commenter and a deranged congressional candidate say she looks like one? Ok.....

Who the fuck cares? It’s a bathroom. You go in, do your business, wash your hands, and leave.

That kind of abuse leaves no visible bruises but the damage is there and it’s deep - the emotional scar will last forever. She should be fired for that form of violence.

For racists: opportunity = execution

I teared up when I saw that boy’s face. That bitch is evil.

Our kids are not allowed to have childhoods. No laughter, no horseplay, no joy. None. Welcome to Continuous Traumatic Stress!

I want that teacher’s name.

Wtf?! Why?!?!!??!

With the price of produce, you would be crazy not to. If I’m dropping 8 dollars a pound on Rainier cherries, they had better taste like something.

You are wrong my friend.. My fried rice is the best (so says my wife).. Of course, I have to pay her a dollar every time she says that, but that’s typical between husband and wife right?

I think Avenatti is doing a decent thing helping out that lady, and who could honestly dislike a grown man who goes by “mooch”/s but I am passing on this one. If I want to experience the conversational form of spilled pasta sauce and cheap wine, I’ll head over to Olive Garden, just like everyone else.

What should the show be called?

You know, I have the power to make this happen.

I know. It was a joke.

I can say for a fact that the letters for Salty are from real-life readers, sent to salty at thetakeout dot com

Vein maybe, but definitely not shellfish.

Cosmetic purposes? Are you saying those who scrape out the poo tract are... ahem... vein?

I love this unhinged rant:

“Humble” but, as XKCD points out, I’m an Internet Old.