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Of course. Cookies are easy to make. But cupcakes require more ingredients and utensils. They are a hassle to make.

Didn’t you read the long ass piece that went up today about how Fusion (Univision) has basically fucked itself and had to slash costs (meaning lots of staff as part of it) to try and right the ship? Editors were the first ones to abandon ship. At least Amiee still has Spellcheck.

WTF? When did squat thrusts get renamed to burpees?

As are muffins, pie, and ice cream.

I just pissed myself

“What’s up? What’s up motherfucker?”

Looks like some people wore flip flops to a Crocs party, man.

This guy’s shirt slips off astonishingly quickly:

Will SOMEBODY please think of the four or five pairs of Oakleys that got stepped on in this video???

The guy who loses his shirt is going to have a hard time explaining this to his kids—but only because they haven’t returned his calls for two years.

H.R.C., eh? Every artist wants to sign their work. This is definitely a Soros-funded false flag operation to slander everyday God-loving Southern patriots.

“We will stop this tournament right now! We are adults, and this is ridiculous. It is a cornhole tournament fundraiser.”

These are like the rich white cis straight male version of burpees: The lowest possible difficulty setting.

I don’t know, there is a local donut shop called Glazed & Confused that makes one called The Dizzy Pig, and it’s damn near perfection.

  • Start in standing position.

Ok, used my phone to find a 30 second clip. I don’t think crossfit would even count those. Guinness’s standards may have slipped in recent years. Glad she raised money for charity. Those are not burpees in my book.

Advocates of a cashless society are the sort of boring fucks who never need to remain anonymous. S’matter, you’ve never had a warrant out for your arrest?

I agree with you that women have an unfair eye cast upon them when working out, but this is an awful representation of what a burpee is to most people (including me). If this meets Guiness’ criteria, then their definition sucks. I and most people I know adhere to the Spartan Race’s burpee rules:

burpees aren’t named correctly either, they’re actually “throwupees”