Someone who finally decided to read a book. And they just wanted to make a big messy splash with telling the whole world that they finally read words on paper.

You made that one poor fellow flounce.

Sasha Obama was hung out with cardi b and offset confirming that she is the person I always thought she was.

Not sure I relish this joke.

Oh yeah. I remember seeing some abysmal takes, and I think I just peaced out. No use in talking to people who are so happy to be so lost and lacking human decency.

I loved this photo as soon as I saw it. But I love anything showing the Obamas living their best life free from white people’s nonsense.

I can’t remember if it was that VSB post or somewhere else, but some fool actually said R. Kelly making what they consider to be good music was enough to absolve him of wrong doing. Some people are pure trash and are eager to tell us all how trash they are.

Ugh. Frankly, you’re the wurst.

You can share with them the punchline to the joke, “What did the hot dog say when he was the first to cross the finish line?”

But one is supremely talented and the other ... is NOT.

Ordinarily I would do more than skim an article before commenting but based on the topic, I cannot. Koonye can fuck right on off I don’t want to hear jack shit from him.

Are there any queer women working at Jezebel?

I can only relate to the general stuff that makes you want to rant loudly about things whether people want to hear about them or not. I did not have these specific issues around race and whiteness lol

I use my vit c serum every day (same type of vit c as the DE one, but different brand) and I haven’t had any issues. I don’t think you’re getting all the benefits of it from just one time a week—I would try 3 and see how it goes!

If I’m reading correctly (maybe I’m not!) it seems like you only use the Vit C serum from Drunk Elephant once a week? Can I ask why? I feel like the shelf life for vitamin c serums aren’t that long and would it would go bad before you could finish it. But obviously, do whatever works for you!

My dude. Wtf is a keyone?

That guilty conscience is gonna catch up to you Uncle Rush. You always say something along the lines of “it’s not a big deal” and “nobody’s perfect” in every one of these comment sections to the point that a stranger on the internet has noticed.

Nah. Fuck that and if we keeping it a buck... anyone defending this.