Okay, so now HAM Solo is a thing.

I never knew why everyone was so surprised, Solange has always had that vibe, that she’s ready to buck on site.

You #allmenmatters this? No. This story is explicitly about black men. Me. My brothers, fathers, uncles, sons, etc.

Seriously. You aren’t alone.

It legit has been the what I think of every time I see a pic of him. I’m surprised I haven’t typed it out yet here. Like, what is this complexion?

We can go ahead and shut down the internet for the day. You clearly won.

Yeah, she’s black. Apparently, they were together for a long time and recently got married.

Bwaaahahahaha

SAME!

He looks like bad brie.

That header image above is not photoshopped in any way, either. I know this, because I checked.

I don’t know. Because who would want to look at that face all day, knowing he trashes black women? He looks like bad brie. Does he have billion dollar trust somewhere that he has kept hidden?

*Note: This article may contain some misspellings of Michael Rapaport’s name. We tried to Google the correct spelling, but Google responded with: “Who?”

Right?! Wtf is up with that relationship.

“...are invested in a system that requires women to be devalued...”

His wife doesn’t love herself.

Mmmmm..Boneless Things..you packed yet Hachi???

Same. I saw the banner, saw Seth Rogan, and ignored it. I assumed it was a comedy special.

Fine talk from a website that last night featured a “Warbys merges with Arbys” ad every six lines. We understand you need to make money, just don’t prostitute yourselves. It’s not a good look.