Lol i hate u

its fucking grapes and its absolutely not the same thing as petting someone’s dog. please continue being a joyless and fun-ruining person elsewhere.

i wish a bitch would invite me to some kid’s graduation party.

we declined most of the summer weddings we were invited to. i’m not trying to spend my summer weekends with you hoes.

okkkk your comment legit made me laugh out loud.

its a fucking grape. relax.

it just makes sense right? like i want to know if the batch i’m buying tastes the way i like it to.

ok too far

the next time i go grocery shopping i’m going to eat two fucking grapes just to spite you.

ok i guess we’re monsters because i taste most of our produce before buying. this is how it is at my local farmer’s market, you get to try to produce before buying it.

WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING SHOW ME THIS NOW I’M GOING TO CRY

Why would you ever fucking say that to a kid?

Yo this year has been so fucked i forgot about the Moocher

youre living your best life

As a Southeast Asian, I express great embarrassment about this.

I KNEW YOUR ASS WAS GONNA BE IN HERE

i would never go without you

this is the most rude response lol

*ugly cries*