Me too! Why should Trump just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Hillary is just as cute as Trump, right? Hillary is just as smart as Trump, people totally like Hillary just as much as they like Trump, and when did it become okay for one person to be the…

Listen, I’m going to take this as a sign that a long-cursed entity can defeat a racist mascot — and that it can happen twice in one week. Go Hubbies!

Maybe?