Watching the Nintendo Switch presentation is like watching an ex girlfriend who has so much potential but is totally making the same fucking mistakes over and over and you just want to shake them and tell them to stop.

Yeah it’s fascinating! The commentary really makes all the difference in these AGDQ runs, and this commentary is some of the best.

My mom passed away recently and used to read to me in her native German before putting me to bed.. This has wrecked me this morning. Thanks for this. Bittersweet is such a good emotion.

:(

Shhh here is a secret, Upgrade your hard drive. Shhhhhh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

(rushes in, out of breath)

would you prefer one big central target to hack? i don’t understand your point

I thought the general wisdom was to say “eff off” to these people because they may just go ahead and keep asking for more once you paid, or sell the info to someone else while collecting from you.

Because black hats are so well known for being honorable and holding to their word. Ya seen S3 of Black Mirror yet?

You bought a console for a game without a release date?

Frankly, they need one because their excellent A team games never sell well enough.

Platinum has an A team and Z team, most of their “let’s shit this out to make money” is the Z team.

If it’s true, that sucks because despite not looking that good to me (nothing really grabbed me, except the aesthetic) it’s a Platinum game directed by Hideki Kamiya. The guy knows a thing or two about making great games. I had faith it could work out in the end =/

Ff6>ff7.

Bought the Japanese versions for a ton of cash a few months ago and will happily rebuy again this week! So stoked they put this out over here.

2017 is already claiming victims.

I cannot believe Miku is here! She’s finally here!! OMG!!!!

This is so fucking cool. This is such a dark, empty, lonely game at times...being wrenched out like that must have been genuinely terrifying

Nioh is going to be so damn fun. Then we get NieR in March. So much good stuff!