Johari, girl, you my hero.

Guys on dating websites are fucking horrible. I recently got stupid and made a profile on OKC and I feel filthy just being on the same website as those shitbags.

Every day I wake up, have coffee, then get down on my knees and thank The Noodle that I don’t have to date in the age of Tinder.

My reaction to the song was #shallowpeopleproblems. Because we never hear what she sees in him, and all we hear is that he thinks she’s pretty. Solid basis for love there.

We may be reaching peak manbun.

Why drink vodka when there’s whiskey?