I would definitely pay $8 to not have to suck 24 dicks.

MY GOD WHAT COULD THE EXPLANATION BE

Oh my god. Boston farts are LETHAL. I dogsat one once and he routinely cleared the room. Then he'd just follow you and keep farting.

Sounds like someone is a wittle mad that no one, STI-having or not, is fucking you.

I love English Bulldogs, but I definitely got a Corgi so that I wouldn't have to clean out a dog's folds for fear of their WHOLE FACE BECOMING INFECTED.

I would call this ridiculous, if this didn't parallel the lives of half my friends: ex grunge kids with cat obsessions.

To be fair, it probably helps that you can't smell Charlie Kelly.

I definitely order too much food, but it's often to meet minimums.

I live in Seattle and I completely agree with this.

Because representation is fucking important.

SHUT UP THE WIRE NEVER EXISTED WHAT SHUT UP

If only something had already been engineered that kept food cold for long enough for you to have it later.

The only time I'm okay with this level of gaudiness is when I'm flying Virgin.

AWWW I love it when people do the whole "awww aren't you adorable thing!" to diminish someone's point when they don't have a valid reason!

No, just disappointed people like you still exist in 2014.

When are we going to rename this feature "I am white and I like my food white and get away if you're not" because you're essentially just against foods from other cultures and countries.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you're adorable.

"Only the overworld"

If only the internet limited the number of topics to the one you are capable of handling at a time.

Because every British actor, musician or comedian will spend half their life on panel shows.