That carpet is not worthy enough to be red anymore.

I have got to stop watching this show alone in my apartment at 1 am.

I think the negative is that it didn't get hard ENOUGH.

Reminder to my fellow men: my vasectomy (at age 23) cost $500.

Same. My main is an Undead Monk and I can't wait to finally look different than every other Forsaken.

Fried starch is wildly different than baked leaf? GET THE FUCK OUT.

...yes, it might kind of suck, and it might kind of suck through no fault of that person's own.

Same.

I'm more worried for me. Clearly the show is fucking terrible, and yet I keep watching.

Pretty sure this is misogynistic, weirdly possessive AND racist.

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This episode was the episode that made me go "This is the stupidest fucking show on television."

Can the name in the headline be revised to "Least Funny SNL Cast Member Who Has Never Been in Character Once"

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It's almost like Liz Lemon and Tina Fey aren't the same person.

Damn.

Uh, given that it's legal there and illegal in the majority of states here, I'd say our pushback has generally been bigger/more effective?

I know what you mean.

Yes, it's almost like they're showing you what Rose-style wines look like with different grapes, so you can identify them by the grape.

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