More importantly, why do they look so old? Their lives have come with a lot of bullshit, it doesn’t seem to me that their success was worth it.

good thing a) they weren’t black, and b) the cops weren’t American.

Can those jorts on that dude in the top image possibly get any tighter? I bet the front looks like he’s smuggling grapes.

I just checked out his site from the link in your other comment and holy shit, they really shouldn’t have commissioned him based on his previous work. The proportions are frequently off on the bodies as well. He’s clearly sculpting them separately which, fine, but it’s as if he doesn’t notice until the sculpture is…

Celeron’s got nothing on Nashville.

Also did you see their kiss in the clip - that was primo awkward ... I’m sure it’s just business and there is probably an appreciation there, but chop chop - look alive people!

I love Dorinda being all “Hey, Ramona and Sonja tell me more about your relationships with Tom.” Then five minutes later “LuAnn, they just won’t stop talking about Tom.”
Devious!

Yikes I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds her annoying. People really seem to love her but I find her exhausting. She is so competitive it makes me wonder if she's ever had a true, dear friend or loved one.

She’s just showing that she’s not such a great actress. Acting convincingly isn’t easy, you know, and this show is becoming increasingly fake and scripted by the season. The marriage is probably fake as well, cooked up by the producers to stir up drama. I mean, gimme a break that Lu is going to get engaged in a matter…

That would make sense if someone forced this marriage on her. Why does she have to be so middle school about it? If she played everything cool, no one would be looking at her with side-eyes. Lu is just too much this season.

i am 100% sure tom and lu have an open relationship and shes just not discussing it on camera

Lu’s Tour of Happiness has always read as extremely false to me. It’s like me, opening an unfortunate birthday present.

I’m... confused about what the angle is here. I think it’s totally understandable that she would feel a little knock to her self-esteem after finding out that an ex is gay, and I think wanting to score a hot rebound to feel sexually desirable again is within the bounds of normal behavior so... I guess I’m failing to…

I thought Taylor worked at Bennigans for a second. Stuff on the wall. The Skype options on the bottom looked like buttons servers had to wear.

A part of me would want the people in my life to move on and continue living the best quality of their life after I’m gone.

I read things like this and it makes me ponder the whole concept of love. Like it is a complete mystery to me that we spend our lives seeking out these attachments clinging to the hope that they aren’t ripped away from us in a senseless tragedy. I love Chalupa Batman so much and I get into these sad cycles sometimes…

I don’t know about most women being married to manchildren, though there are probably a lot of women who write to advice columns who are.

I bet he’s a manager at an Applebee’s and usually works the closing shifts and they close at midnight and the girl he’s with is a pretty young server and they flirt all the time and so when they get out around 1 a.m. they use Pokemon Go as an excuse to hang around and goof off and then he doesn’t have to go into work…

You dress up your hot coworker as Professor Willow and record your sex tape on your husband’s computer. File: Save as.... Pokemon go hacks.