I love all these dumb dumb MRAs in the grays complaining about how SHE clearly abused HIM based on the narrative here.

Y’all, their kids were present. Just doing a quick age Google, if Maddox was 15 then Pax was 12 and Zahara was 11. All three of those kids were old enough, by any metric, to give sworn legal testimony…

In the end, as we all expected, Better Call Saul was a show about a guy who adds 80 years to his prison sentence to impress a girl.

I can sympathize. There is something unsatisfying about Saul/Jimmy’s behavior in this- and frankly, the previous episode- because... well, there’s something... defeatist about it, while pretending to waxing poetic about his triumphant agency. Both the sloppiness of the break in, and sabotaging his please deal, feel…

I didn’t like it. It didn’t make sense.

They say that if you listen closely, you can actually hear Peter Thiel opening his checkbook... 

So, if they both abused each other, Heard was telling the truth when she alleged Depp abused her. Which means that she was telling the truth, which is an absolute defense against libel. Which is what she was on trial for.

Except the experts determined she hadn’t altered the photos, the images weren’t faked, she had kept journals and diaries throughout the abuse, doctors and nurses verified her injuries - all of which was not allowed in court. Most importantly, the experts found that it was Depp who had altered his photos. How do we…

I think she’s learned. She’s learned that this cheating/taking back saga is the only thing keeping people interested in her so she won’t leave Tristan because her plot line would disappear.

That’s actually an interesting thought-experiment/thing to ponder while you’re stoned: does a person actually own their own life story? On the surface it sounds easy enough. Of course you own it, it’s your life. But is it really?

I hope this piece of shit has the most miserable, drug-addled life, and that it ends with him alone because he’s squandered millions of dollars and his money is the only reason any person would voluntarily hang out with him. But of course, he’ll live the rest of his life having money thrown at him by J.K. Rowling and…

All of the people who kept questioning my side eye at Johnny Depp during this trial and my suspicion that he was working with internet platforms to discredit Heard this will be the first of many examples that he was doing just that.

Johnny Depp looks like if you took sexy 90s Depp and covered him in porridge. Stop mumbling motherfucker, we can’t understand a word you’re saying.

Has he tried to make amends for his misdeeds? Has he done anything to undo the hurt he caused? The careers he significantly set back, if not completely ruined?

I would have finished point 1 with “Hollywood has also been paying attention to the absolutely feral Depp stans in the world and will remember them when it comes time to shit out another Pirates of the Caribbean sequel in a few years once they feel this case has been forgotten. In related news, Amber Heard will almost…

She brought receipts. She brought evidence. Depp used the abuser’s playbook to convince everyone she was lying, exaggerating, and making things up that he admitted he did.

No, the lesson for people to learn from this is KEEP. THE. RECEIPTS! I know over the next few weeks many sites are going to try to claim that the outcome of this trial has single handedly set back the Feminism movement by 300 years. Ok, I’m being hyperbolic there, but you can’t be. If you feel trapped in a…

I’ve learned that we haven’t learned much and repeat our same media cycles, simply over new media (the bots add a scary new dimension to that). But crazy the discourse was basically:

This is the one. Particularly if it’s a woman that you can turn into the online world’s piñata. It’s kind of crazy how even sites that are supposedly “woke” (like the Root and Jezebel) would eagerly pick up trial takes that seemed to come directly from Depp’s publicist (like the “she stole her testimony from Rihanna”…

Always has. Always will.

5. Propaganda works.