The photo shop in the is also fabulously obvious and bad

They’ve finally made it to the mountaintop.

Water doesn’t dangle and most North American comic artists can’t draw for shit.

What this doesn't make you feel celebrated? I'm shocked. SHOCKED.

Good. It’s gross.

When white women make the decision to make a career of feeding the male gaze, it’s “brave.”

I’m so glad Miranda is blazing a trail for thin, beautiful white women with good genes to pose suggestively on fashion magazine covers. Wow.

Yup this cover makes me feel super empowered as a woman. My feminity feels celebrated AF! Thank you Harper’s Bazaar for being so brave and trailblaze-y!

They get jaundice because they sort of overdose on red blood cells. When my kid was born, they waited about an hour to cut the cord to allow the stem cells in the umbilical blood to be transferred to him. There are studies going on to see whether or not there are any benefits to this, but no conclusive findings so…

I delivered each of my kids in the ER - two pushes each. Trust me - sometimes you CANNOT wait for the paramedics.

Syntactic ambiguity exists in almost any nontrivially-complex English sentence, especially one written in headline-ese. I don’t think this ambiguity is particularly problematic. 1) Pragmatically, it’s obvious that the “against” phrase is complement of “accusations”, not of “assault”. 2) My intuition is that the…

Yes. How comforting.

Yep, but the headline erases that distinction. I was also thrown by the ambiguity.

How does one write an ‘unauthorized autobiography’?

I would have laughed so hard if it was a brand plug - like “he tied the umbilical cord off with red Beats by Dre headphones, the only headphones Iman uses before a game.”

UGH. Like I said upstream- if Sean Penn is suing people who talk about these allegations, why isn’t he suing the police officer who claims to have taken Madonna’s report? The same police officer who said she claimed she didn’t want to file charges because he was already in trouble for physically attacking someone…

The Daily Mail also says water gives you cancer.

The Daily Mail

Thomas sleeps through oral arguments, famously. He then signs onto whichever opinion is the most hateful. A credit to the bench, that tool.

oh goddammit it’s another fucking asymmetrical hem.