“bored poly housewife”

See, that’s funny. You’re the one who seems angry.

Jeez. You’re really reaching, here. Go get a nap, or something.

Yeah! They were BEAUTIFUL! So there, Damon! Only the ugly ones were lying!

But if guys like him keep ratting us out, how are we bitches gonna keep raking in all that sweet rape money in our massive group schemes?

Sure you were.

It means you’ll dodge a bullet once you find out that you called ONE DAY TOO SOON.

By seventh grade (U.S.), I knew full well that it is a nasty insult.

Where I live, school nurses” are now called “clinic aides,” and their duties are basically taking temperatures and calling parents to retrieve sick children.

I never said that. Not once.

Yeah. Not even close.

Nothing goes back to the way it was. Nothing.

Good lord. You really have no clue, do you?

So traumatic, difficult, or life-threatening births never happen to women whose pregnancies are planned? There’s no reason to fear giving birth?Have you ever done it?

After all that you said, you think she’s being a weiner?Yeeps.

One would thnk. Alas, it is not so.

Poor, poor you! Having to watch your wife give birth!

No. No, it really did not.

Two vaginal births, one tear all the way through my taint to my asshole, 2 episiotomies - that shit is never the same again. Never could keep a tampon in place after Bighead Hattie ripped through me on his way into the world. People can mock Coco all they want, but her fears are legitimate.

Sigh. COMPLETELY unfair.