FUCK this day. Seriously.

Last time there was a Jane post on Jezebel, it became apparent very quickly that most people are Team Raphael and actively dislike Michael. I don’t get it! Raphael is messed up. He’s emotionally manipulative, selfish and a wealth of other negative characteristics. Plus those eyebrows. Ugh!

I have never, ever, ever been happier to have been born in 1977 than I am after reading this.

“WHAT YO’ NAME IS?!!”

Crying and clapping!

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

Real life version of Crimson Peak. Hopefully without the murder or ghosts.

Perpetual single here - if this is a real story, what exactly does this relationship bring that would make you put up with even 10% of this?

Kanyes’s new line is um, interesting.

MY FAINTING COUCH, JEEVES, I NEED IT NOW.

This chainsawsuit comic is my favorite response to the “all lives matter” people:

Michigan apparently has a form of indeterminate sentencing where the legislature sets a maximum sentence and a judge sets a minimum sentence. When the convicted person reaches the minimum sentence he’s allowed to go in front of a parole board to ask for release on parole, but must serve at least the minimum.

Not that this is surprising, but apparently a number of commenters on the Fox article about the sentencing accused the justice of posturing for attention and inappropriately making the sentencing about race. Because there’s no such thing as racism, unless it’s against White people....

Sure - and most eggs are full of disgusting antiobiotics and residues from dead chickens lying around the dead cubicles. Hence antiobiotic-free eggs from better conditions cost more.

People who pay more for the good stuff have a right for the label to match the contents.

The specious misdirection/false argument of…

It’s easy to say religion as already stated but I think that only is half the problem. The other half? Money. Making it and keeping it.

Thanks for this article.

This doesn’t surprise me. And it’s only gonna get worse. If you’ll all allow me to use the economics degree that has not landed me a high paying job and bore you a little: pre-1980 and Reagan, there were massive taxes on the rich that allowed us to have a functioning Federal government (thanks to the great FDR, my fav…

Bets on how long until some asshole makes #whiteoncampus or an equally dick equivalent.