Is it snortable?

I get angry every time I see the house in the GMC commercial with the couple in their late 20s/ early 30s living in a million dollar modern mansion and he buys them matching GMCs because her matching watches for the hell of it. Who is this supposed to appeal to? 

I hate how aspirational this commercial is.

it changed her because her family is now measurably poorer because of this overpriced exer-cycle?

What I don’t get is how this woman claims getting the bike “changed her.” There is no visible way in which she has changed over the year. She was already thin and toned. I guess she just gets up earlier now?

“Oi! Stops rippings me oof! Me stoories shadnt be toouched!”- Dr. Manhattan, probably

Speculation!

Do you say “now witness the firepower of this fully battered and operational waffle maker” each time you use it?

Totally irrelevant to the specific topic, but while looking for any images of a land speeder with a roof, I found this. Now I want it.

Caity still hasn’t taken a dump since that fateful day.

This is a true classic article. I still site it whenever I find myself in conversation about Fridays or all you can eat specials. 

Fuck, I miss Gawker. Honestly one of my favorite posts.

Caity Weaver made a convincing case that the best all you can eat experience was spending 14 hours eating mozarella sticks at TGI Fridays:

Smoking a bowl is still fine, and even good! But bringing a bowl in public is the equivalent of bringing a gigantic handle of liquor to a place and screaming loudly while you drink it, compared to a nice conspicuous flask (and vape).

Must be visiting BYU

I agree that regular old flower a glass pipe is the best delivery method in most situations. The vape pen is clutch though if you need to hide the smell or if you want to be able to smoke in semi-public. You can puff on a vape pen in the men’s room at a restaurant, which is not an option with your sock roach.

What is going on with the wife situation here? Are the two wives getting together to collaborate on cracker supplies?  Are they road-tripping together?  Will the video be available as a subscription?

Thanks for that enlightenment.

“When you docked, did you notice a sign on my starbase that said ‘Dead Klingon storage’?”

Billy Madison