tinelbow
The Immortal Tin Elbow
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“The Agency is exercising its enforcement discretion in 2018 and 2019.”

I hope he gets cancer and dies a miserable death.

The exposition of title crawl? 

If you’re getting technical about the movie, your in the wrong franchise. I won’t bother going into this, but if you can’t start tossing out ridiculous technical issues (disregarding plot holes and pure senseless character decisions) from every movie in it (including Empire), you are blessed with a great amount of

It’s a light little moment in a series absolutely chock-full of light little moments. What grade of zoom is your critical microscope? We're looking at atoms here.

See, this is what I hate about people’s arguments against TLJ: they’re wildly hyperbolic, taking minor issues and throwing them to the greatest extreme possible. The movie didn’t fucking start with a “Yo mama” joke. Make some actual points.

No, but you see, everyone who doesn’t like it knows better than those of us who do. Their opinion is objective, and ours doesn’t matter. Silly us.

The Last Jedi is easily the best Star War since the original trilogy. It’s not even close.

What are you talking about? Amateur filmmakers aren’t being sneered at, these guys who want to keep their self-perceived treehouse girl-free are being sneered at. And why does it fall to the political left to stand up for little people? Where’s the political right when it comes to encouraging amateur filmmakers’

But yeah, that leftist strawman you hate sure lost his way.

No one is sneering at amateur filmmaking, but at the idea of amateurs someone taking over/replacing the largest film franchise in history is pretty fucking absurd.  But we’re mostly sneering at losers who freaked out about girls and minorities eventually joining the world.

Seems pretty cowardly to post anonymous comments online too, then, with no real attribution to the writer. Why don’t you come back and post with your real name?

You’re right. It’s wrong to accuse you of being a nazi. You’re merely a nazi sympathizer.

Cool dude tell us more about what its like way up on that high horse

Fuck you.

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

Priority.

Because scumbag, the policy of forcibly separating children from families and the creation of tent cities specifically for them is new. It is also not related to the asylum seekers that were under prior administrations. You are lying.

It has not been the law to separate children from their families. It is still not the law:

Danny: I trained for years in Flushing. I’m an adept in the art of vegetarian egg foo young. In fact, they call me the *checks notes* “fucking gringo cunt gwailo.” It is a title of great honor.