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The Immortal Tin Elbow
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You mean, 'The Squiddies'? 

I think the point is, you don’t pronounce it with the emphasis on the ‘mon’ syllable. ‘deMONitizaton’ sounds awful. Along with everything else that comes out of this White House.

I was confused reading this because at first you say “Halle Bailey” and a couple paragraphs down you call her “Halle Berry”.

Click on that first tweet and just read all the responses. Holy fucking hell... I didn’t realize these people were THAT batshit!?

Pretty damn meh.

I’m listening to this now, within minutes of listening to the Master & Apprentice audiobook, which I've gotta say, is in my top 3 for canonical Star Wars novels. I found myself wanting to know more and more about Dooku, moreso than I ever have in the past. And Qui-Gon!!! Give me more QGJ or give me death! 

Rectum... Damn near kill em.

Yes, someone please answer this?

First thing I thought of when I read the title... And the only reason I had to read the whole paragraph, just to make sure my mind wasn't about to be blown. Too bad it's not.

Oh man... You've missed out. I'm a 33 year old man who loves all things Star Wars, and I can honestly say that Rebels is so very good, with an admittedly slow start (hang in there, it gets better and better each season) and the occasional filler episode (just like Clone Wars). Resistance, on the other hand, if I

Exactly. This show is just an unfortunate paradox that they could fix if they just went one way or the other: air the show during a reasonable time for children, or (better yet) change the tone and writing of the show to actually be geared towards adults (or at least teens, for God’s sake!).

I’m replaying it now (on Android) for the first time since it originally came out (what, like 20 years ago or something?) and all I can say to your lukewarm take, sir, is: BOO.

I’d prefer Robert Stack's corpse... That man and his creepy-ass mysteries haunted my childhood. And that music.....uuuuggghhh that music still scares the shit out of me.

“You know I'm a Jedi, too, right?"

Point = Missed.

With everything I have seen and read about Vader, I honestly can’t picture him riding a fucking horse(-like thing) and carrying a shield. I'm hoping this is just cover art to grab your attention because damn, is that stupid. 

How about just Earth-2001, being as there are an infinite number of them?

I read the first one, and listened to the next few Aftermath books and I thought they were really enjoyable. Probably my favorite of all the new "now-canon" novels. Sure, they weren't fucking Hemingway, but as far as Star Wars books go, they were pretty good. I enjoyed most of the characters they established and

My wife and I have been angry about this very thing since the first trailer for this movie came out! How incredibly stupid can they be for not taking the obvious (and better) title that would have been “Ralph WRECKS the Internet”!?! I mean, it’s good goddamn name! WRECK-It RALPH! And it would have still worked with

What’s your point? Steve Jobs was never President of the United States of America. Nor was he constantly spewing ignorance and divisiveness (among so many other counter-productive messages) that his followers, for some seriously insane reason, embrace and reiterate in an appalling manner. Your trolling is lame, and