At my ex boyfriend’s MFA show, a woman neither of us had met before came up to me and started talking about how I would have to quit my job and start managing his art full time. Even though he’s the one who took the ‘business of art’ class. No idea what my asperations were, what my job was, no background at all.

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We stayed together for about four more years. Needless to say our sex life became quite interesting/amazing after this. It honestly didn’t bother me that much, being monogamous and living in the Hamptons and then NYC wasn’t really an interest of mine or his. We are still friends on Facebook, and would occasionally run…

Move over, “The Bible”, this is the new greatest story ever told.

What a gigantic ass. It sounds like he used something other than Adderall. Glad you’re still alive.

New York’s hottest club is “whaa?”

Ugh dude, that is the lamest and most misogynist Penthouse letter I have ever read.

One company party lead off auspiciously when, within the first half-hour, I fell down the stairs of the restaurant and knocked over a candle, setting a small section of the table on fire. This, however, did not stop my urge to down expensive alcohols on the company dime.

This story has everything.

You should have told his girlfriend :P

Unfriend that fucker.

Wait what is OJ?

So it is Christmas eve and I am sitting around the fire with my family. My parents’ house smells like mulled cider and is decorated in all its seasonal splendor. My phone rings and it is my on and off again ex-boyfriend! Things had ended badly with us and he wanted to reconcile! I was on could nine… Swoon!

Your brother is a diiiiiiiicckkkk.

Both the holiday and the embarrassing come at the end of this story.

You haven’t heard of “Carol”? For real? I am going to look the other way......

You know women serve on the frontlines in other countries, right? Like, let’s not reinvent the wheel here.

Yeah, I agree with that. I don’t think the unit cohesion issue will arise because women will be acting all womeny around men and just destroying everything with their femininity, but because (many) men are unaccustomed to working with women, don’t want to behave around women the way they do around men, and thus will…

I think a lot of dudes are going to be surprised by these women. I kind of think the disrupted cohesion is more likely to come from preconceived notions than the things women do or say. So maybe we can start now with addressing those preconceived notions to lessen the disruption.