You need a better girlfriend.

College football or pussy - choices, choices. I’ll take the pussy. I can always watch the game on ESPN3 replay.

As someone who is stoned right now, as well as constantly, I absolutely concur.

I thought that was a cute or just a click bait headline, but those men really are fucking stoned out of their gourds

Gino...became a kind of human victory cigar

I’ve heard your jokes about my mom
Well, my right foot is a bomb
Tell me quick
Ain’t that a kick in the head?

Had great seats to the game. It was a hell of a game and the ending was fitting to see CP3 and Westbrook duel it out. I thought the Clippers pulled it out but Westbrook is otherworldly.

Google Hiroshima for that picture.

You confused me. For a second I thought the Yankees took on Ryan Howard’s contract.

A picture of the proposed fire pit:

I would go with Apple. Used to be run by a legit megalomaniac and was massively successful. Now run by someone trying to be his predecessor but not cut out for it. Still getting by on an average-to-decent product guilded in former mystique.

Empires know enough to group their bread and circuses where the proles never even knew they needed them. Though many times it's shortly before they crumble.

I’m surprised Browner’s comments weren’t flagged.

Well, in his defense, she was throwing a flag on shit that happened three years ago.